In from the cold

6 Jun
2009

I can’t believe I’m writing a blog whilst walking around a shop but I am, reason being that I was outside but it freezing so I came inside to warm up – I don’t need to buy anything but doing this eats up at least 10 minutes or so – oh well – cold awaits – bye!

Oh I am clever, I spotted a seat in the main entrance, and it’s inside, I think I can do this for another 10 before they start to close and kick me out!

I start my new job on Monday, nervous as anything because I trully do not know what to expect, I also have to cycle 5 miles there and 5 miles back every day – this will be good for keeping fit – hurrah!

Bit of a weird blog post I know but hey!!

Love you all

Twinkle x

Big Brother 10

5 Jun
2009

Frankie – Twatty Toff
Lisa – Way Too Dykey
Sophie – Token Slag
Kris – Russell Brand Wannabe
Noirin – Another Slag
Cairon – Loves Himself Far Too Much
Angel – I Like Her! Mad Russian Boxer Lady!
Karly – Another Vacuous Slag
Marcus – Looks like someone that works in Forbidden Planet
Beinazir – Down To Earth, Amy Winehouse look-a-like
Sophia – Hates WAGS – I LOVE HER! She Will Win!
Rodrigo – Cute as a Button!
Charlie – The token Gay, has staying power me thinks!
Saffia – Bitch
Sree – Goes to the same university as my brother and is a creep!
Siavash – Looks like a Lion, very odd!

Bruno sits on Eminems Face!

1 Jun
2009

So, first things first….
Bruno sits on Eminems Face!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA!!

This picture has trully made my year, seeing somebody like Eminem, a homophobic piece of trash, with an arse in his face…PRICELESS!!

I think in one of his songs, Eminem says about Moby “You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me”

Well, Bruno decided to 69 Eminem at the MTV Movie awards!

SO FUNNY!!

Download the video HERE

Please pass this on to as many people as you can, Eminem deserves to be ridiculed!

People may say the Bruno is negatively effecting gays etc, he isn’t, he’s challenging peoples negative and shallow minded opinions and recording it for all to see, I HAVE TO SEE THIS FILM!!

Check out the trailer HERE

WOW!

July 10th, Bruno! :D

Finally, to quote Eminem

“My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips!”

Eurovision 2009 – The Twitter Stream

17 May
2009

1. Lithuania – no
2. Israel – Cher and Janice Dickinsons bastard love child singing with her Ginger friend
3. France – has she had a stroke whilst thinking she’s doing a bond theme? Her voice is all phlegmy
4. Sweden – Ulrika Johnson ate a swan and went to a gay club, I like the opera bits though :)
5. Croatia – he’s hot, the song sucks!
6. Portugal – adele dressed as lily Allen and singing with her grandad and family – is that katy perry on accordion, no? Just a dizzy cow!
6. Portugal continued – those teeth on the guitar player, yuk!
7. Iceland – omg like totally like omfg I’m like singing live on euro tv like wow! The backround singers look very odd!
8. Greece – looks like Chico, this is camp *dances* ok I like this one, it’s got that typical eurovision dance melody
9. Armenia – they look like milkmaids and I’m also getting hint of endora from bewitched
9. Armenia – did they just sing “nil point”?
10. Russia – FAIL – vain cow, how many screens with her mong face on it do we need? cant sing, Russia not hosting next year then
11. Azerbaijan – he looks like my local kebab shop man and she looks like Bianca Gasgoigne – and how many bracelets?!
12. B&H – the full name would use up more than 140 characters before I can bitch at them – yawn – next!

These little interludes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

13. Moldova – forgot who she’s singing for, Moldova written on her hand, dancers are on red bull, like the music not the voice
14. Malta – that’s michael from queer as folk USA’s mum! Sounds just like celine dion, I like :)
15. Estonia – sophie ellis bextor? No – is she gonna play that fucking violin?
16. Denmark – LOL it is sooo Ronan, fail because I cannot abide ronan!
17. Germany – those trousers! Wow! Disco thighs! Didn’t Germany do swing last year, this is better that ‘08 :)
17. Germany – dita, why?
18. Turkey – yes, you can belly dance and speak lyrics, however you cannot sing
19. Albania – she looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights! I like the song, hate hate hate the costumes
20. Norway – god no! I just laughs our loud, written by a 6 year old it’s sounds like!
21. Ukraine – ooooo! I like the bells, and the men, and the song is rather good too!
21. Ukraine – she looks like stiflers mum
22. Romania – poor backing singer woman, in the shadows! – I keep wanting to sing spice girls say you’ll be there over it LOL
23. UK – go on girl!
23. UK – ALW looks like a proud dad – awww – jade is rather good ain’t she?
24. Finland – I always hear silvia night scream the word “Finland” – catchy song, though them girls look very essexy!
24. Finland- I would have dropped the rap bloke, the song wouldve been better off with out MC Sven-a-like
25. Spain – robyn? No, pink? No, Sarah Harding? No. She’s odd, song is a rip off of the melodies of kiss kiss me thinks
25. Spain – Nicky Clarke the hairdresser is on stage as robyn/pink/Sarah wee’s on the floor

Oh is it time for the backstage bits yet? I want to smell the desperation!

Live from space? WTF!
Russia lost the space race, so they had to do something first in space, eurovision eh? Superpower my arse

I voted! :-) so, who did you all vote for? http://mobypicture.com/?swha6l

I voted for Sweden

Backstage bits!

I just voted again! http://mobypicture.com/?e4bvuy

My votes went to Sweden and Malta this year

Cirque du so gay
Uk could never put on a show like this, health and safety – there’d be safety nets everywhere!
I’d love to see that pool split, and soak everyone LOL

I want to perform on next years eurovision! Twinkleboi for eurovision ‘10 #eurovision #twinkleboi – please retweet!

10 points for UK! Yay!
Another 10 points for UK

I hope fearn cotton doesn’t read our votes out, I hate her!

Why did anyone vote for Norway? Crap song!

Nordic circlejerking, now that’s a thought!

I want a eurovision porn contest!

Duncan from blue, fuck off! and we apparently like Norway?

UK Norway vote down to twitter gays

12 fucking points! I love greece even more!

“wotes?” – graham norton

I know that if my twitter posted to facebook still, people would moan!

Azerbaijan judge likes like a drunk Paris Hilton

5th place for the UK – better than previous years, all good! time to turn off telly now before Norway sing!

#eurovision tweets off, normal service shall resume :)

Try it, Risk it, Do it, Feel it

6 May
2009

So, what a difference a month and a bit makes, everything seems to be slotting into place!

Where do I start?

  1. I have a new job, a complete career change, something that I’ve not done before but something I feel will be more rewarding and challenging than my previous retail or sales environment.
  2. Exercise – something I’ve always kind of done on and off has now become ON, I’ve taken up running and although its difficult at the moment, I am certainly feeling the effects and feeling myself getting fitter, I even went to a specialised running store to have my feet analysed for the correct shoes and bought some sport gear to run in too, something I don’t usually wear!
  3. Eating – I’m finally on top of my evil eating habits (I hope) – and I’m losing weight, this makes me happy!

Of course there are other things I still have to get done, I have to learn how to drive in 6 months time, I want to get my passport sorted still (this has taken a backburner due to all the recent changes), and I need to complete a project I’ve been working on with a friend, who I’m quite surprised hasn’t given up on me yet! If I were him, I’d want to slap me!

Change is good!

Try it, Risk it, Do it, Feel it.

Decisions

23 Mar
2009

I feel as if I’m on the cusp of making some pretty big choices in my life, though not exactly life changing but they would make a difference to me and allow me to further myself without being held back.

I’m not going to say exactly what these choices and changes are, mainly because I have a habit of procrastinating things and I’m trying to change that too.

So, a blog post – something that I haven’t really done for a while, neither have I podcasted recently, I’ve recorded shows, but they never get to your ears because I guess I’m on a self censor mission, I’m too aware of people listening, something I’ve not usually worried too much about, but right now seems to be more apparent than ever.

This is coming from a person that has shared EVERYTHING…yes, if you’re a long time listener you’ll know just how much! I guess I need to have a show to get me back on track again, just get everything out of my mind and into your ears, I think I lost some of my natural podcasting ability and when I do record shows (in my opinion) they don’t seem natural, they seem almost scripted…sigh.

Fuck it, I’m recording tonight!

Posted by Wordmobi

Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey

19 Mar
2009

Stop what you are doing right now and go here

Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey

That is all! :-D

5 Years On

7 Feb
2009

As I sit here writing this I can’t believe I started blogging 5 years ago, and although I podcast more than I blog, I wanted to focus on the blogosphere today.

I started blogging the day after I was attacked (presumably homophobic abuse), I didn’t mention it then although I’m sure I’ve mention that since 2004.

Not many people are aware of the perils of blogging, allow me to explain.

You may have read about people losing jobs over their blogs and for me that kinda happened too, although I don’t really like to talk about it but I am going to for those of you that are thinking of starting a blog, you need to be careful. I wasn’t aware of these things and made the mistake of bitching about the company I worked for at the time (Argos), I also posted things about the people I worked with and the things that they had done to me, I never used full names, just the first initial of there names but after they had discovered the blog, it was rather easy for them to put 2 and 2 together.

I was then called into the office and asked all of these questions about it, and at this point I couldn’t care less about the job so I was rather sarcastic during the questioning.

An example

Them : “Do you own twinkleboi.com?”
Me : “No” (This was before I had the domain)
Them : “So your telling us you don’t own the twinkleboi.com website?”
Me : “No, I don’t”
Them : “Yes you do”
Me : “I think you’ll find it twinkleboi.co.uk”

I handed my resignation in after that!

Ever since then I’ve been careful in what I put out on the internet!

Apart from the naked videos and pictures of me……am I joking? ;-)

So, 5 years on…I’m glad people have found my posts interesting, informative and sometimes downright odd, my podcast is 4 years old in July, wow!

Thank you for reading, and I hope you’ll carry on :-)

Twinkle xx

I’ll be back soon, I promise

4 Jan
2009

Sorry I’m keeping you all so long, I shall be returning as soon as I get my laptop back, which should be within a week :-)

Without a Computer : Day 3 and 4

29 Dec
2008

Ok, day 3 was hellish, I ended up doing something unheard of.

I watched a VHS, vile! Lol

And day 4 is tragically boring too!

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